The It Girl
Chp 11
Easy Walsh played by Zac Efron
Jenny Humphrey played by Taylor Momsen
Callie Vernon played by Kristen Bell
Act 2 scene 5
Script
A drunken couple stumbles into the hallway and heads to the dorm. Inside, two beds sit parallel from each other. One is occupied while the other is empty. Standing in front of the door, the couple is Soon going to "make use" of the empty bed.
Callie
Well you stink like vodka. Ew.
Easy
I love it when you say i smell.
Callie
Ssh. Pardee will hear.
[Opens the door to her dorm]
Jenny
[Aside] Oh my God. It's Callie and Easy. Oh my God. Someone save me now. [Covers her eyes and continues to pretend to sleep]
Easy
Are you sure no one else is here?
Callie
Do you see anyone here?
Easy
Well its dark isn't it?
Callie
... [Glares] Top drawer.
Easy
[Reaches for the box of condoms but tumbles everything else over, the lamp is now shining on Jenny's back.] OH MY GOD JENNY?
Jenny
AHH! [Staring at him]
Easy
I thought you said no one else was here.
Callie
This is ridiculous. [Grabs her robe and walks out]
Easy
Sorry Jenny. I didn't know you were Callie's room mate. [Sitting on Callie’s bed]
Jenny
Uhm [staring at his half naked body]
Easy
[Walks over and sits on Jenny’s bed.] Look the seven sisters! [Pointing at the window]
Jenny
Huh
Easy
The constellation. [Laying his hand on her back]
Jenny
... Oh
Easy
Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable
Jenny
No problem [her face turning red]
Easy
You can stop hiding. I'm a decent guy.
Enters Mr.Pardee.
Easy
Dude. I was never here. [Pulling his pants up and grabbing his shirt]
Mr.Pardee
You weren't? ... What?
Easy
You don't see me [walking passed him]
Pardee
Easy, I do see you
Easy
Nope. I was never hear [dashing to the exit to the stair case]
Mr.Pardee
Where are you going? I'm going to report you anyways. [Turning to Jenny] Now for you. What was Easy Walsh doing inside a girl's dorm? It is not permitted. I have to send you off to the office tomorrow morning. Talk to them about it.
Jenny
NO... please don't!
Mr.Pardee
This is not good. [Stares at the condoms on the floor] A lot of explaining to do.
Callie
What's going here [walks back into the room]
Jenny
Please sir! I can...
Callie
Hello? Can someone tell me what’s going on here?
Mr.Pardee
Where were you?
Callie
I just got back from the library and changed in the washroom.
Mr.Pardee
Oh alright. Well Easy was here.
Callie
EASY?! [Staring at Jenny]
Jenny
Oh uhm. Yeah Easy was here.
Callie
Excuse us Mr.Pardee. We need to talk alone.
Mr.Pardee
Go to sleep girls. I mean it. [He exits]
1 comment:
and when he places his hand on her back, and tells her to look at teh stars...WHAT A FREAK...man i would laugh in his face and walk out the room.plain and simple. he. is. a. loser.
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