quagmire lines

Funny and entertaining =] only from quagmire ^^ (only some... my brother has a poster up and these are the ones i remember most)

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Can i get some fries to go with that shake?

Beauty is only a light switch away

oh! sorry i thought that was a braille name tag

Hi im mr right someone said you were looking for me

Is that dress felt? would you like it to be?